THE FAST AND
THE FURIOUS
For teens only - more Hollywood nonsense for the undiscerning, Vin Diesel & Paul Walker modeling some hot sunglasses in hotter cars!!
2 stars (out of 4) [(2001)US-Germany/Universal/Rated PG-13] - (1 hr. 47 min.)
Directed by Rob Cohen
Screenplay by Gary Scott Thompson, Erik Bergquist, & David Ayer
Characters -- Cast
Brian O'Conner - Paul Walker
Dominic Toretto - Vin Diesel
Letty - Michelle Rodriguez
Mia Toretto - Jordana Brewster
Johnny Tran - Rick Yune
Review:
Cool cars ... uncool script?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha . . . you really think I'm going to review this movie - no way - there's nothing to review. Except maybe the sound effects editing which is the only thing it could win an award for.
I do feel bad that Michelle Rodriguez (RESIDENT EVIL, GIRLFIGHT) has graduated from indies to teen schlock. This is more than a waste of film - it's a waste of gas!
For fast drivers and teens only. Rent at your own risk!
[P.S. Looks like the producers had the last laugh, here it is 2010 and "Fast & Furious" is a major teen-movie franchise going on 4 - count'em - four films. This was my first year as a reviewer and I got cocky when I should have been doing analysis. Live and learn, now pass the4 microwave popcorn, please! -THEreelreviewer]
Additional cast:
Jesse - Chad Lindberg
Leon - Johnny Strong
Vince - Matt Schulze
Sgt. Tanner - Ted Levine
Edwin - Ja Rule
Agent Bilkins - Thom Barry
Harry - Vyto Ruginis
MOVIE website-http://www.fastandfuriousmovie.net/